Scooby Dudes

Scooby Dudes - Episode 55: "The Song of Mystery" - Title Card by Ashley Constant

Scooby-Doo, Mystery Incorporated - Season 1, Episode 5: "The Song of Mystery" - Title Animation by Unknown

Yes, that is their equivalent of pin-up calendar in the background.

Dramatic Monologue Everywhere enjoyed significantly less success than its original improv counterpart.

Scooby’s paw went so far down his own throat that it activated Shaggy’s gag reflex.

Shag reflex. Gaggy reflex? Norvomit Rogers?

Daphne realizes that it would be a physical impossibility to sit any closer to Fred without phasing into him Kitty-Pryde-style.

Two parents packing away the one kitchen appliance a child could safely operate on its own.

Fun fact: it doesn’t count as crossing the police line unless you actually tear through it like a marathon runner getting first place.

Is it weird that I can smell Mayor Jones’ breath from here?

It suddenly dawns on Shaggy that he had postponed his big talk with Velma to right now.

Velma shows off a strong understanding of when certain body parts are relaxed...

…and when they’re, uh, not relaxed.

Shaggy begins to break down the myth that there's a correlation between foot size and the length of literally any other part of the body.

“Come on, don’t by shy,” said Fred, gesturing the girl closer to the bear-trap-welcome-mat.

Daphne felt that this was the best way to teach the professor to carry fewer books.

Reactions were less positive than local governance had hoped to the short-lived holiday, “Opposite Halloween”.

Oh sure, this is fine, but if Velma was forced to wear uncomfortably tight pants for viewer’s pleasure, it wouldn’t be funny at all.

It would literally be Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.

The professor was not happy that his panflute performance had been so widely . . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . . panned.

The moment we realize that Velma doesn’t skip calf day any more than Scooby skips glute day.

“I’m not feeling anything- I think that dog tranquilizer was fake.”

The first series to canonically establish Shaggy as a camgirl.

Animator (shaking): “Is . . . is this frightening enough?”

Director: “Actually, I’d like it if the demon child could crawl on all fours backwards.”

Animator: *silent weeping*

If you really think about it, there's really no ideal number of participants for a game of Human Jenga.

The rabid, crazed monsters of this episode are so scary they’re almost as terrifying as actual children.

EEEEEEEEK! NO! PUT THEM BACK!

Gretchen from Recess would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling adults.

“I mean, me. A, like, sexist? I don’t know how you got that idea into your silly little head.”